Six Figures
I was generously gifted a short blonde wig and that inspired me to create this project. From that wig birthed six characters, and I gathered all necessary materials and styled each of them myself. Meet Genevieve, Lupin, Edith, Ed, Old Salty and Darla.
Genevive
Coming to the states from her home country of France, she often catches the eye of drooling unshaven men. She seems to be unaware of her charm, but in reality she uses it to her advantage, stopping at nothing to get what she deserves.
Lupin
He only smokes hand rolled clove cigarettes and strictly listens to records. His portfolio consists of half naked women in stuffy boudoir shoots. His shades are a halfhearted attempt to conceal his aching male gaze.
Grandma Edith
Sweet old grandma Edith. Under that lipstick stained smile and rosy cheeks lies a morphine addicted drug dealer who conceals the goods in a shortbread cookie tin.
Ed
This is his first trip to Disney’s Animal Kingdom, and his trusty binoculars are no match for his cataracts. His bellowing voice disturbs his children and his poor wife, but hey, he.. means well?
Darla
Snot riddled and full of rage, our little girl is a mastermind at torturing one babysitter after the next. Her diet consists of Kraft Mac & Cheese and a heaping bowl of bitterness. Her shriek is powerful enough to use as audio warfare.
Old Salty
A reclusive captain of his own dinghy for 37 years. Disinterested in life, his day to day routine is monotonous. Same old, same Old Salty.